The RUBE series features REALLY old blog posts that I’d like to keep around for whatever reason. Enjoy!
I. Um… Wait. Wait.

Okay, so I stepped away from the mental jail cell that is my apartment. It’s a fine place with lot’s of room, but it’s hard to focus.

Wait, can I start over?


Hey, I made ton of food today! It’s even good enough to eat. Okay, so I did that aaand… Ooh! I also worked out today. So as far as my diet and workout routine are concerned, today was a very productive day.

And then I started watching 30 Rock and my brain turned to mush.

Wow. I need to quit writing. Not even serious doses of caffeine can get me on track right now.


Where is everyone getting their inspiration? Mine is all dried up.